The Dungeon Master was born to an unwed teenage mother and developed a Jesus complex early in life, falling into fantasy and delusion. His father abandoned them before he was born and he has still never met the man, giving rise to the belief that he was birthed by pan-dimensional alien beings.
Though he is a quintessential geek, roleplaying games are his deepest passion. He has been working at a bookstore for the past 7 years, and has little motivation in life other than to publish his own RPG.