Rob grew up in a small, devout, Christian family with a younger brother Gordon. He rebelled against his Christian upbringing early on and has since alienated himself from his family by becoming openly Satanic and wearing kilts. He left his hometown as soon as he finished high school and studied Music in California.
When he grew tired of all the Hippies on the West Coast, he left to find himself in the mountains and get in touch with his fictitious Viking roots. He listens almost exclusively to Heavy Metal, and one of the only geeky passions he will admit to is Roleplaying. He loves Unicorns and has frequent dreams about riding them in mostly nonsexual ways.